OPEN POST; [RUFUS SHINRA / FFVII]

[corporative]

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[probatum]

The kind that was ordered as the 'female' type, sir.

[ He'll do his best to shield Elena from any real punishment, but really... ]

[corporative]

Well. While that would certainly turn some heads at the party, I'm not sure the consequences would be worth it.

[Can you imagine, though.]

Which means I'm down a costume. Are you going to help me put one together last-minute, Tseng?

[There's a question mark there, sure, but one might wonder if it's actually a question.]

[probatum]

I'm already looking through your closets as we speak, sir.

Do you want something terrifying, or something more refined? It would be quite easy to transform you into something of a blood sucker, as it were, but it may be a bit...campy.

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And I thought all blood-suckers were supposed to be refined.

[Well, to a point. He supposes only the ones steeped in gothic horror, but there's something equally appealing about donning a high-collared cloak with deep crimson lining, and fake fangs to match.]

I think I could pull it off, campiness or otherwise, don't you?

[probatum]

You could pull off anything you wanted to.

I'll put together the pieces and leave them hanging on your wardrobe. It shouldn't take long.