savantly: (⚔ uh .... huh.)

[personal profile] savantly 2020-09-06 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
( ... And yet. )

I'm not surprised. Lately you look worse and worse every day — it's pathetic, really.

( It isn't the anger, the pain, or even the revulsion that haunts Felix in his quiet moments, but rather the fact that he can't help but be observant when it comes to Dimitri. Watching him in battle makes him feel sick, but watching him work himself into a distant husk of a man somehow makes him feel worse. He grits his teeth through another surge of irritation and wills himself not to throw his phone against the wall. )

Mercedes mentioned she's teaching you needlecraft. Maybe you should just stick to that, Your Beastliness, while the rest of us train to protect your Kingdom.
savantly: (⚔ f f s.)

[personal profile] savantly 2020-09-06 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)

( Honestly? The idea of Dimitri trying to wield a needle and thread is somewhat preposterous, so he's not entirely surprised that it hasn't been going well. He's built for strength and destruction, not work which requires finesse, which is something Felix has always tried to hold on to when mentally pitting himself against him. )

Pity. I was looking forward to giving you my shirts to mend, like a court lady.

( He wasn't, he's just a jerk, but Dimitri knows this already. Moving on. )

Perhaps a sleeping draught would do it, then. I'm not risking my neck saving you just because you went into battle tired — if that's the case, you deserve to bleed out in the dirt.

( So just!! Get some rest!!!! )

Edited (Clearly I've forgotten how to tag) 2020-09-06 16:08 (UTC)
savantly: (⚔ uh .... huh.)

[personal profile] savantly 2020-09-06 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. Then at least we're on the same page.

( >8[ )

I don't care about your morning studies — all I care about is making sure you don't get us all killed.
savantly: (⚔ pRIVATE!!)

[personal profile] savantly 2020-09-06 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)

Please.

Strategies learned from a book can be replicated by anyone, and expected by any enemy. You'd do better to actually think for yourself for once, boar, instead of relying on drivel written by some stuffy old guy 80 years ago.


( Yes, Felix is a firm believer in the superiority of avant-garde strategies, what of it?? )

But that's probably not proper enough for you, is it? You want to be perfectly by the book until you decide it's time to start tearing people apart.

savantly: (⚔ boy bye.)

[personal profile] savantly 2020-09-06 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That'll only get you so far, is what I'm saying, so it's not worth panicking that one slow morning in the classroom will make the difference between success and failure.

( But, ugh, he's already annoyed by how invested he sounds. Time to nip this in the bud. )

But whatever, do what you want. I'm not interested in arguing about this.
savantly: (⚔ slajhg;l.)

[personal profile] savantly 2020-09-11 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This isn't about me.

( Read: no, he hasn't, hypocrite mode has been well and truly activated. )

And either way, I'm still the most skilled sword on the battlefield. That's all you need to care about.
savantly: (⚔ bye felicia.)

[personal profile] savantly 2020-09-11 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You say that as though we're the same.

We're not.
savantly: (⚔ f f s.)

[personal profile] savantly 2020-09-11 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
( Types out a bunch of nonsense about how Dimitri gave up his humanity that day.

... Slowly deletes aforementioned nonsense, because even Felix has a limit as to how many spiteful "truth bombs" he can drop in one day. They hurt him, too.
)

I'm not the one exhausting myself over pointless lectures.
savantly: (⚔ uh .... huh.)

[personal profile] savantly 2020-09-11 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you spying on me now?
savantly: (⚔ boy bye.)

[personal profile] savantly 2020-09-11 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Point them at someone else, boar. I don't need you getting involved with my business.
savantly: (⚔ f f s.)

[personal profile] savantly 2020-09-11 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
( A beat of silence, then: )

I suppose you're skilled enough with that lance to be worth my time.

( Which is Felix-speak for "yes please", naturally. )
savantly: (⚔ pRIVATE!!)

[personal profile] savantly 2020-09-12 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
( Ugh, he can hear you smiling, Dimitri. Stop it. )

Fine. Before breakfast, while it's still quiet. I don't want an audience.