[Messages from this number usually don’t mean anything. In fact, the wayward mission briefing, or the minute changes in regimented scheduling, is all that exchanges the two screens — usually, at least. Sephiroth is not a man who converses with many; that he even has found company in the presence of one or two other SOLDIERs is something of an oddity of its own. And so, when the texts lights up his phone, and a string of... not-his-names filter through, confusion only lasts for a few seconds.
A slow-dawning realization forms in the next, sometime around “Stephanie”.
Yes, he watches that (. . . ) for as long as it blinks, disappears, blinks again. It isn’t until the last question (plea?) that he relents, deigning to reply.
He has an idea who this might be.]
Do you have your hands full?
[Why else does this have the unfortunate hallmarks of voice-to-text?]
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[It’s always hard to judge whether or not he’s hecked up through text; Sephiroth is at an even larger disadvantage than normal where conversation is concerned, devoid of expression and intonation usually rung out of a face-to-face interaction.
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Am I? That was a reference to your comment about hiding.
[ the fact that he can't imagine her voice while she's leaning right into his personal space means he's gone way too long without that particular bother in his life. ]
Oh, I know! I haven't been found though, so I'd argue that I'm not in trouble yet.
[ yet ]
Meanwhile, it's been a month, and I haven't seen hide nor hair of you, mister.
[Maybe it’s true. Maybe he’s been too lost in the thrall of training for a looming war that even Aerith’s bright disapproval is dulled at the edges of his memory. Not that he would say so, naturally.]
You haven’t said why you’re hiding.
[They’ll loop back around to the rest. But first, explain!!!]
[The tone of his texts have been relatively non-committal and non-combative, he thinks; this is either a distinct failure on his part to parse tone at all (possible) or a misinterpretation of his attitude (not impossible, given what little he gives others to work with).
The ‘...’s return, exclusively on his side this time. Typing, typing...]
The first depends on the situation. The second, less so. I’ll rescue you if you ask.
[ ... honestly, she should give him a bit of a break. especially when the time it took for his last response is pretty jarring.
he's usually so prompt. military manners means his responses are usually boilerplate politeness as it is, tempered in steel and quickened silver. honestly, she should be touched that he's still going through some form of effort, just for her.
but she does have a month's worth of ribbing to catch up on, so. ]
At least he has years’ worth of knowing Aerith, being around her (even if their once-similar paths have been split, diverging in far-flung directions) long enough to see this tease for what it is.]
That’s what I’m trying to find out.
Is some poor infantryman missing their phone? Have they gone looking for the thief? That’s worth a mild scolding.
[If she’s not going to say, he’s going to lob scenarios into the wind and see what sticks.]
Hmm... well, it's a side of you that I've never seen before.
And if it exists, I want to see it. I guess?
[ honestly. because to be honest, she's the one who's usually angry, and the fact that sephiroth is not... baffles her. ]
Anyway, I'm behaving myself! Kind of. I contemplated making a run for it today while they're deep cleaning the labs, but I decided not to do it.
[ ... which probably opens up a whole book of new questions, but if there's one thing that hasn't changed, it's her odd way of secrecy sometimes. at least, for anything that sephiroth doesn't already know. ]
STEPHANIE........Stephanie Roth
A slow-dawning realization forms in the next, sometime around “Stephanie”.
Yes, he watches that (. . . ) for as long as it blinks, disappears, blinks again. It isn’t until the last question (plea?) that he relents, deigning to reply.
He has an idea who this might be.]
Do you have your hands full?
[Why else does this have the unfortunate hallmarks of voice-to-text?]
is apparently an actress who played in deception 2008 starring hugh jackman says google ... 1/2
just always
( . . . ) ]
Oh it speaks
Helloooo
which has nothing to do with anything except for the fact that i went and googled it
This thing is clunky and so awkward to hold but I dont know how to turn it off and I'm trying to hide
How do you make the typing happen
I’m crying thank you for this trivia
Touch the icon that looks like a keyboard.
Is this Aerith?
[These three statements are not normally related... but today, they are.]
welcome, i hope it serves you well
Nest
[ neat, actually, but these keys are right next to each other. which is probably why it takes so long for her to get out the following: ]
No this is your conscience speaking!
But what a coincidence, I was just about to remind you that you need to check in with her.
She's about to kick your butt for not saying hiii in so long.
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Has my conscience stolen someone else’s phone for the express purpose of reminding me?
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[ which is -- just a little -- offended. but then again, she expected as much!! ]
Well, okay, but I guess I'm not the only one here who's in trouble.
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Am I? That was a reference to your comment about hiding.
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Oh, I know! I haven't been found though, so I'd argue that I'm not in trouble yet.
[ yet ]
Meanwhile, it's been a month, and I haven't seen hide nor hair of you, mister.
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You haven’t said why you’re hiding.
[They’ll loop back around to the rest. But first, explain!!!]
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Maybe I don't like the tone of your text.
So my answer really depends.
Are you scolding me or offering to rescue me or both?
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The ‘...’s return, exclusively on his side this time. Typing, typing...]
The first depends on the situation. The second, less so. I’ll rescue you if you ask.
Is that what you want?
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[ ... honestly, she should give him a bit of a break. especially when the time it took for his last response is pretty jarring.
he's usually so prompt. military manners means his responses are usually boilerplate politeness as it is, tempered in steel and quickened silver. honestly, she should be touched that he's still going through some form of effort, just for her.
but she does have a month's worth of ribbing to catch up on, so. ]
What sort of situation is that?
For the first one.
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At least he has years’ worth of knowing Aerith, being around her (even if their once-similar paths have been split, diverging in far-flung directions) long enough to see this tease for what it is.]
That’s what I’m trying to find out.
Is some poor infantryman missing their phone? Have they gone looking for the thief? That’s worth a mild scolding.
[If she’s not going to say, he’s going to lob scenarios into the wind and see what sticks.]
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Maybe I've been a really bad girl.
You should scold me more.
[ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ]
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Typing, typing, again...]
So you can dig your feet in and become more defiant simply because you can? I know where this leads.
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But I'm not sure that military training's doing you much good if you're backing down so quickly!
[ fighting words. ]
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You’re being very ill-behaved Aerith. I’m disappointed. Explain why you’re hiding, and return that phone.
Is that better?
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[ if only disappointment could translate through text. ]
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Would you prefer if I used exclamation points?
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Maybe? I don't think you've ever used those even in face-to-face conversation...
Which one should I experience first to get the most enjoyment out of it?
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[Since when have the claws of anger ever really hooked into Sephiroth? Even he can't quite remember; a machine, indeed, in those days.]
You're being especially baffling today. Tell me what you're up to.
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And if it exists, I want to see it. I guess?
[ honestly. because to be honest, she's the one who's usually angry, and the fact that sephiroth is not... baffles her. ]
Anyway, I'm behaving myself! Kind of. I contemplated making a run for it today while they're deep cleaning the labs, but I decided not to do it.
[ ... which probably opens up a whole book of new questions, but if there's one thing that hasn't changed, it's her odd way of secrecy sometimes. at least, for anything that sephiroth doesn't already know. ]
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tags from beyond the grave
same tbh <3
stick a fork in me i'm done
maybe I'M the done one
it's ok, if we're both dead, then maybe they cancel each other out so we're alive, like in a remake
😩❤️
why always that emote
does it not encapsulate the prevailing mood
4 months later, and it's still definitely 😩
This is, in fact, the eternal mood
at what point does 😩 become 😫