[ Don’t move and he won’t have to bop you!! Gosh! ]

Why you act like you got a stick up your arse most of the time, for one.

[ His eyes drift away from the simple plait he’s working on to follow the line of Sephiroth’s back, ramrod straight. Even if he’d just scolded him for moving, no normal person actually sits like that. ]

Just seems to me like you missed out on the parts of life that make it worth living. You take everything so seriously, and I guess that makes sense when you were pretty much raised to be a soldier.