Blast! The potential of a near-perfect disguise! The time saved from fussing with my wig, or stuffing my corset, or even painting my face! What ingenuity!

[hnnNNNGHHHHHHHH]

And what a curse it is to live in this backwater world that cannot grace a great consulting detective with an item like this, laden with magic and practicality and the essence of deception-for-the-sake-of-investigation! Why?!