[Gesticulates wildly.]

M-Mrs Minicle! That's my name, dear, I'm merely an elderly woman who lives in Middlesex! I collect tea cups and Bibles! I have three cats and a boa constrictor! And-

"Mrs Minicle? The one you said was too tall to pull off as a proper old lady? You giving it another spin for improvement or something—"

[SPEAKS LOUDER-] -I AM, INDEED, YOUR BELOVED HUSBAND HERLOCK SHOLMES COME TO SURPRISE YOU UPON YOUR ARRIVAL TO LONDON.