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THE JARS THAT BLEED BEFORE THEY BREAK.

Congrats! You've somehow stumbled upon the pocket dimension where five people with questionable morals (some more questionable than others) live and operate. Are you here on business? Do you have an appointment? Or are you here to see a friend? (Come on, don't make us laugh.)
Maybe you're here on accident due to some multiversal, magical, or otherwise supernatural nonsense? It's happened before, it was bound to happen again.
You can wander towards the house, see if anyone's home. Or you can explore the lush grounds, and maybe run across the wolfman groundskeeper who might try to usher you out towards the nearest portal, anyway. The world is your oyster, just try to be a good guest.
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[Oren helps Iona off the ladder and then he turns to nod in acknowledgment to Lyra.]
Welcome. Have a seat. Will get you started.
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Oh, come on. Let a girl say "fuck" if she wants to.
[Lyra, you're not helping.
But she finds a seat near the front, easing both elbows on the table and lacing her fingers together. She rests her chin atop that.]
I'm glad the door showed up for me. I was really getting curious.
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Um, glad to have you here! Been a while huh?
[Oren has moved to the other side of the counter, already getting her drink started so Iona decides to do business first.]
Would you also like something to eat? I'll make sure it pairs well with whatever he's making.
And uh, we don't have to expect any other company, do we? [crosses fingers, no morgan]
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[But at the second question, she angles her head a little, knowing.
Playfully:]
Did you want me to call someone up? Invite them here with us?
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That would be a no.]
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[Might as well be honest. Iona sighs, shaking her head at herself.]
Sorry. I know we're technically over the Urn Incident and I doubt he cares about it that much. I'm really sorry about that by the way. You probably could have been doing something more fun that night.
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[She shrugs.]
But it’s okay. Morgan doesn’t really radiate “coffee shop hipster vibes” so I doubt he’d come around that often. [She probably just jinxed them.] I know he’s sometimes off-putting, but he’s not really that bad.
[Or Lyra has a higher threshold of tolerance for the things he sometimes does.]
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Anyway, I think it's the perfect time to properly introduce myself to you. [She pats her chest.]
I'm Iona Jacqueline Oakes, owner of the Midnight Grind! And a witch. And Oren's already met you. We're happy to have you here.
[Despite her initial reaction to seeing her, there's no doubt that the sincerity in Iona's words is real.]
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To make it official: I’m Lyra. Just one of five weirdos. Nothing very fancy, not like a witch.
But thanks for the warm welcome. It’s cute.
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[Maybe it is that supernatural charm of Lyra's or maybe Iona does feel more pleased with the praise. Or it's probably both. Iona doesn't mind either way.]
Anyway! Cafe time! [She looks back at Oren who has some ingredients out and is looking them over.]
Oren, what are you making for Lyra?
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Lyra.
Flowers or fruit?
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[She taps her cheek, thinking for one whole second.]
Flowers!
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[Oren gets to work by getting a tall glass and filling it with ice and then sparkling water. Next in goes a bright red rose syrup, some lemon juice and a twist of it's peel to decorate the rim.
Iona works on the food in the back as Oren presents Lyra's drink to her.]
Sparkling rose lemonade. Not too sweet. Can readjust.
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Wow, Oren. How long have you been doing this? I'm impressed.
[And she hasn't even had a sip yet!]
You should work the bar at our place sometime.
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[Lotta time to practice, what else can he say?]
Bartender.
[He repeats it after her and it's in a somewhat questioning tone.]
Who usually makes drinks? At your place.
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Well, no one’s going to go out of their way to mix drinks for everyone unless they’re in a really good mood.
[Or looking to get pretty plastered.]
But Morgan’s not half bad at it.
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I'm probably better.
[oren.........]
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[Iona's laughter emits from the kitchen and she emerges with a grilled panini sandwich (chicken, pesto, sundried tomatoes) and serves it to Lyra.]
Here you go! A nice lunch to go with your sparkling lemonade. [Speaking of drinks...]
We're thinking of adding some light cocktail and wine options for the cafe! Just as a change of pace. So if you're interested that's something to keep in mind!
[ever the cheerful businesswoman]
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Maybe we'll have to put that to the test one day! A drink-off. A... bartender-off? Oh, I'd love to see that.
[He can only imagine it. Morgan versus Oren. How funny.
She offers a thanks to Iona when she brings her the panini, remarking on how good it smells. But naturally, she perks up at the mention of wine, too.]
Careful. I could be here every night if you start offering wine.
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[Iona looks at Oren thoughtfully as he moves to the other side to take care of some other customers (who are totally not glancing Lyra's way whenever she speaks, nope).]
As long as Oren doesn't mind and if he wants to do that himself.
[Most of Oren's independent action was never... For just himself.]
He doesn't really have fun in the normal way, just saying.
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He doesn't?
[To Oren:]
You don't? And what do you count as fun, Oren? Hopefully our little fishing stint was interesting to you, at least.
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Fishing? He did that with you?
[Oren stays silent as if he refuses to talk about it. The witch puts her hands on her hips narrowing her eyes at him.]
Oh, so now you get to be stubborn? Boooo.
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He did. Just for the one fish, though.
[Is she divulging State Secrets? How funny. Oren's silence is telling.]
I'm sure he was just being a gentleman, humoring the nice lady.
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