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THE JARS THAT BLEED BEFORE THEY BREAK.

Congrats! You've somehow stumbled upon the pocket dimension where five people with questionable morals (some more questionable than others) live and operate. Are you here on business? Do you have an appointment? Or are you here to see a friend? (Come on, don't make us laugh.)
Maybe you're here on accident due to some multiversal, magical, or otherwise supernatural nonsense? It's happened before, it was bound to happen again.
You can wander towards the house, see if anyone's home. Or you can explore the lush grounds, and maybe run across the wolfman groundskeeper who might try to usher you out towards the nearest portal, anyway. The world is your oyster, just try to be a good guest.
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But then there are the fun weekends where we get bears!
[yes]
You should totally stick around one day to see them.
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…bears?
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I know you can barely believe it right?
[this is the only bear pun i promise]
They're quite an interesting group. They don't come by that often but when they do, it's always fun.
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A group of bears. Do they... talk?
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[not so subtle way to get a repeat customer, might as well enjoy it while it lasts!!]
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It sounds like you're just trying to get more money out of me.
[But he is curious now.]