[ Maybe if he lets her keep the dogs on the couch in the theater, there won't be room for him and he can be free of his obligation to watch movies— no, that's just wishful thinking. He did say he wouldn't renege on their deal, and that includes the movies. ]

The pool? I'd rather they stayed outside. We can revisit that when winter rolls around if they're that desperate to swim.

[ Like, realistically, he's only one man and he can only get so much use out of all the insane crap in his house. It's fine. ]