Then I guess the demon will have a thrilling time with my literary selections for eternity.

[ It's definitely a joke, but there's a bite to it due to the irritation of losing an important item. She was just getting the hang of it too!

Amelia, with a grumpy metaphorical cloud over her head, sits back down on her sofa chair. Waving a hand so that two mugs of strong black tea appear, she takes one to drink and stew in. ]

I'll just get a new one. And yes, I teach AP Lit, so the books are my job.